It's horny, fumbling, silly and strangely emotional Cultural Binge

★★★★

a stage world where magical transformations are possible…joyous Paul Gilchrist, Theatre Red

witty, erotic. underneath all the crazy magic and special effects lies a compelling message about the lives of young women and their experience of the world. PlayWave

memorable Suzy Wrong

you got fingered by a private school boy and didn’t tell me?!!!

In the year of our lord, 2013, three teenage friends are writing the next great classic work of fiction. A smutty fanfic about their favourite boy wizard. As the girls' story begins to unravel, their erotic masterpiece falls into the lap of their PDHPE teacher, Mr Isaacs. Friendships are tested. Careers are threatened. Pleasure caves are engorged. ... Please don’t tell my mum!!

Presented by Purple Tape Productions (Tape Over; The Fledgling) get ready for The Cursed Child on a KXT budget. This hilarious new play from Kate Bubalo will have every grown-up fan girl reaching for the old Wattpad folder on their high school laptop.


Director Lily Hayman with Lola Bond, Georgia McGinness, Evelina Singh, Andrew Fraser 

Lighting Designer: Tyler Fitzpatrick; Sound Designer: Clare Hennessy; Design Assist: Hailley Hunt; Costume Designer: Rita Naidu; Intimacy Co-Ordinator: Shondelle Pratt; Stage Manager: Hannah Crane

Producers: Tyler Fitzpatrick & Lily Hayman 

this play was first showcased in the KXT Vault as part of the bAKEHOUSE Residency program. this production has been supported by Shopfront Arts Co-Op's Open Shop residency program